Another Time

I was called into the 13th Dimension to the Frathea sector. I had a mission on Vathek, the biotech planet. It was supposed to be a simple mission(they always tell me that). You see, the crazy bio-engineers were working on a new cyborg secretary to help out our new nebbish President of the Intergalactic Space Directorate. He needed someone to help him put people in their place, get him cigarettes when he was over stressed, and dispense tissues when things got too hard for him to handle . This guy was a real loser. That's why the scientist came up with this new machine. They called it the Mechinoid Indigenous Captivator Hot Intelligent Bitch Of Tomorrow or MICHIBOT, but it's creator Dr. Robison called it Michelle. He thought it to be his best work. Beauty and Science at their best. And I couldn't help but agree. This thing was way more advanced than anything I've ever seen...........and it was really hot. Directions were clear. Escort MICHIBOT to the Directorate capitol in the 1st Dimension. Robison made sure to tell me to keep a look out for any suspicious looking people. He said that other dimensions would implode homeworlds for this kinda technology. I told him not to worry and I was off. I wanted this simple mission to be simple for once, so I decided to hyper phase warp through all of the other dimensions. I didn't want any trouble. I had my coordinates set and everything was buckled up and locked in. But just as I was going to engage my thrusters, the BOT started talking. I really wish it had said something sooner and a whole lot sweeter. Unfortunately, all it had to say was this: " Worm Bomb Detected. Prepare for Impact". They always say these missions are going to be simple. That's a bunch of bull. The worm bomb went off and sent us spiraling. I hate those damn things. They're these little bombs that first send off an EMP to shut down your cruiser then open up a wormhole to send you to a predetermined destination. It's like you're riding a rollercoaster and right when you're about to hit the loop your safety rail pop off. The only thing you do is hold on for dear life. The doc told me there were going to be some nasty people after this thing. And he was right. When we arrived to our new destination, there was only one thought that went through my mind. "Figures". We ended up in the 12th Dimension............The Realm of Chaos.

Until next time,
Christopher DeLaPaz I.S.D. Out.


I really hope Barthalog isn't still mad at me.